Drawing of Gym

Drawing of Gym

STUCK IN THE 80’s LADY (24 Hr Fitness, somewhere in CA)

  1. Let’s just address it. Yes, that’s right. It’s a THONG LEOTARD!
  2. Make that a BELTED thong leotard.
  3. Leg warmers. And matching wrist sweatbands.
  4. A scrunchy.
  5. Inappropriate tights.

I was kickboxing. I was standing diagonally behind her. It was very hard to concentrate on my jabs and kicks.

How can you let yourself out of the house looking like that? Do the stares not pierce through you at some point? Oh well. At least she’s exercising and she thinks she looks good.

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